“consent is sexy” no fuck you consent is a basic fucking right every human being deserves and we shouldn’t have to sexualize it to convey its importance
June 2013
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Safe sex just got a whole lot radder
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
What if snakes had legs
We call those lizards.
You wanna fuckin tell me a huge ass anaconda with legs is the same thing as a goddamn two inch lizard
WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate
“Hey, uh, try not to grind on strange girls just because music is playing in the room. It’s still a sex crime, and the Black Eyed Peas don’t make it legal”
—Julian McCullough on Guy Code (via jacksongalaxy)
