chrismello:

yo

so today at wendy’s this redneck looking guy came in

sleeves cut off.  gross beard. “save the ta tas” bracelet. “git er done” trucker hat.

the whole nine yards

then he spoke

and either he was fucking with me super well

or the dude was fucking British

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    EVEN IF EVEN IF HE WAS FUCKING WITH YOU THAT IS THE BEST

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